Sarah Palin Halloween Costume

THE Hottest costume of 2008!
Well, y’know, at BuyCostumes.com, we’re doin’ costumes up Wasilla Main Street-style, here! That’s right; the costume of the year is GOP Vice Presidential Candidate Ms. Sarah Palin! It’s the American way, all-mavericky, and what not. Sarah Palin; Supercandidate. She’s the bestest Team-Maverick-Washington-Outsider-Hunter-Hockey-Mom-Former-Miss-Alaska-Pittbull-With-Lipstick there is, gall darnit! Who WOULDN’T want to be her? Not only that, but with all those various facets, you can pick which one you want to be! You can just switch it up so many different ways. Like for example, she could have the angel wings, or the devil horns—or both (that way, you’re stirrin’ up the controversy)! She could be carryin’ all the different types of newspapers that she loves to read, like The New York Times...
	Y'know, you’re you, and you can do whatever you want until the courts tell you you can’t, but if I were you, I would be the first gal (or guy—we aren’t discriminatin’ here, ‘cause y’know, we’re pretty tolerant folks, here) on your block to wear the Sarah Palin Costume and be the first GOP woman Vice-Presidential candidate aimin’ to make some changes in Washington… Wasilla Main Street-style! Otherwise, you’re just wavin’ the white flag of surrender, and that sure is one thing we don’t want to do!

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